Monday, August 16, 2010

I will never forget.....

....the way my eyes stung from crying!
...the way you looked at me after sharing the news!
...the way you didn't have a reaction!
...that you thought YOU were the victim!
...what we used to be!
...our family and the way we were!

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Poopy Much?

Thanks To LiLu, Today is Once Again Your Lucky Day!

TMI Thursday

So, I've been trying to come up with a TMI post...and suddenly it hit me!! This is a genius TMI, I just wish it hadn't happened to me!

Back when I was the tender age of 11 or 12, I went to girl's camp(a 3 day camping trip that the LDS churches young women's groups go on) with my FAVORITE COUSIN EVER, A! We were more like sisters than cousins, you'll see how that's relevant later!

So, we're on a 1.5 mile hike UP a mountain! About 3/4 of the way up, I got a sudden pain in my stomach! The pain that says you need to poop.....LIKE NOW!!! So, I tell A and she's says, "Just walk a ways off the path and do your business". The only problem, there was NO WAY to hide! No trees, No high bushes...nothing! It's a very open area...I can see the people at the top, I can see the people at the bottom! I'm not pooping off the trail, people will see me!

What did I do?

I pooped IN MY PANTS! AFTER trying to run down the mountain praying I would make it to the bottom without pooping! I mean I was at a CHURCH CAMP....God should have been around, don't ya think?

So, I finally get to the bottom, with crap filled pants! Did I tell anyone(besides A)? FUCK NO!! I was beyond embarrassed. I decided just to throw my underwear away! The only problem was it was MUCH worse than I had thought! It was everywhere....EVERYWHERE!! I took a while to clean up!

Well, one of the girl's noticed someone's underwear in the porta potty! Here's the relevance of my cousin to this story......She totally played along when everyone including ME was making fun of the girl who pooped her pants, but didn't "OUT" me to the whole group!!

The only other person who knows that story, besides my cousin and myself, is my "Loves" and now the internets! I hope you enjoyed!

Just for the record, that was the last time I pooped my pants! Next week, I have a funny funny FUNNY story of the time my dad's best friend sharted his pants!

Monday, September 7, 2009

Rockin' Worlds...

I have started a bazillion blogs, because I love to write. However, I jump around a lot. Hopefully, I can stick with this one for the long run...haha!

A little about myself in bullet points:

  • Right now, i'm on a journey to make some lifetime lifestyle changes
  • I have the best man in the world. I will be calling him "My Loves". We've been together a little over 2 years now and have lived together for 2 years in November. My love for him grows more and more everyday. He inspires me to be a better person.
  • We have 2 pups together. Abigail, who is a 2 and a half year old king charles spaniel. Lenny, who is a 1 and a half year old border collie/blue heeler mix. They are such well behaved dogs and my love for them is endless.
  • I work as a business assistant in the furniture industry. The economy is horrible right now and the furniture industry is greatly affected, but I know that we will come out of this better and stronger. It will just take time. 
  • I have the best parents! They've been married almost 30 years and still act like they just fell in love yesterday...haha!
  • I have an older brother and a younger brother. Both of them have their own special qualities and they are so different, yet so the same. 
So, that is me in a nutshell.