Poopy Much?

Thanks To LiLu, Today is Once Again Your Lucky Day!



So, I've been trying to come up with a TMI post...and suddenly it hit me!! This is a genius TMI, I just wish it hadn't happened to me!

Back when I was the tender age of 11 or 12, I went to girl's camp(a 3 day camping trip that the LDS churches young women's groups go on) with my FAVORITE COUSIN EVER, A! We were more like sisters than cousins, you'll see how that's relevant later!

So, we're on a 1.5 mile hike UP a mountain! About 3/4 of the way up, I got a sudden pain in my stomach! The pain that says you need to poop.....LIKE NOW!!! So, I tell A and she's says, "Just walk a ways off the path and do your business". The only problem, there was NO WAY to hide! No trees, No high bushes...nothing! It's a very open area...I can see the people at the top, I can see the people at the bottom! I'm not pooping off the trail, people will see me!

What did I do?

I pooped IN MY PANTS! AFTER trying to run down the mountain praying I would make it to the bottom without pooping! I mean I was at a CHURCH CAMP....God should have been around, don't ya think?

So, I finally get to the bottom, with crap filled pants! Did I tell anyone(besides A)? FUCK NO!! I was beyond embarrassed. I decided just to throw my underwear away! The only problem was it was MUCH worse than I had thought! It was everywhere....EVERYWHERE!! I took a while to clean up!

Well, one of the girl's noticed someone's underwear in the porta potty! Here's the relevance of my cousin to this story......She totally played along when everyone including ME was making fun of the girl who pooped her pants, but didn't "OUT" me to the whole group!!

The only other person who knows that story, besides my cousin and myself, is my "Loves" and now the internets! I hope you enjoyed!

Just for the record, that was the last time I pooped my pants! Next week, I have a funny funny FUNNY story of the time my dad's best friend sharted his pants!